Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Dexter Finale.

So, it is roughly half eleven at night on a Tuesday and i should really be thinking about trying to get my head down for the night. That would be fine if i hadn't just endured one if the most infuriating TV finales of my life. So annoyed by it that i decided to write a blog post about it.

Where to begin.

So for the first 3 seasons of Dexter I was completely in love. The storyline had me hooked from the word go. A forensic worker at Miami Metro who also has an alter ego as a serial killer. But only to kill those who have done bad or killed wrongfully before.
Although a tad farfetched, the writing of it all made you forget about any flaws or loopholes in the plot. Vigilantes make the best Protagonists.

After a series of heart stopping moments that genuinely had me on the edge of my seat, i started to wonder how long the charade would last and how many times would Dexter slip through the net and get away with more and more shenanigans. 

Personally, i felt the show dry up slightly. A couple seasons passed which all had quite significant events and exciting moments but it wasn't fresh anymore and it became a little predictable. But i stuck with it and I'm glad i did, because generally all the series ended on a cliffhanger for the next one to take over from and they all came good in the end.

Now, onto the finale itself.

I want to make it clear that I don't hate the finale. Some of it i think was rather poetic and for that the credit will be given in due time.

The whole episode is a (pardon the phrase) roller coaster of emotion. I guess it all depends on how you view Dexter.  For me, in one way i wanted to have a happy ending. For Hannah, Harrison and himself to run away and live a happy life together. I felt Dexter is owed that much from all the shit he has been through. But then does he? All the shit he has been through is self inflicted and that is where the other half of me wanted a vicious and dark ending. 

So it begins with Dexter finding out about Deb getting shot and Saxon getting away. This means Dexter has to go back to the hospital to see how Deb is getting on. All appears fine and if I'm being honest, i was sure all was going to be fine with her too. She tells him to leave and she will visit him etc.. so he does and he goes back to his business. He still needs to take care of Saxon so he sends Hannah and Harrison off together and Dexter promises to meet them later on. He then learns that Deb has had a stroke and basically she has become a vegetable. Meanwhile, Saxon has been caught and Dexter ends up killing him with a pen during a sit down meeting between the two that has been video taped. Gets away with it via Self Defence. Hannah gets caught by the Detective whose name i can't remember right now. El-something. But she pulls out a horse tranq and deals with him that way. A nice swerve on the now obvious Poisonous tea route. A nice touch might i add that she drinks the tea as she leaves. A kind of "fooled you" to the audience by the writers. Dexter then goes back and kills Deb. Well, takes her off life support.

This is now the climax of the whole show and by this point my brain is going in circles trying to forecast the ending.

So he takes her body to his boat where he is going to seemingly dump her along with the other dead criminals he has butchered and dumped. When i was watching it i physically said"what so no funeral for the fallen police officer that died a hero!?". Now in hindsight, i realise its a bit more than that. Dexter is responsible for her demise and he feels he has to get rid off her. So now, surely the only fitting way for this to all end is for him to drive into the incoming hurricane in the sea and go down together, brother and sister, he can no longer live without having her around, which would also add another layer onto the "i love you" statement he whispered in her ear as he pulled the plug. But no, he picks her up and casts her into the sea. To sink or be eaten. Dexter then phones for a last word with Hannah and Harrison. He says something like," i will love you forever"to his son. So we now know he is going to let himself be killed by the storm. What a great way to end our main characters life. By a big fucking wave.

So thats it, Dexter is presumed dead as his boat is found in pieces with "no known survivors". Then we see Hannah and Harrison at a nice wee cafe. She learns about Dexters death and after a few seconds of apparent sadness they go for ice cream… I wish i was kidding about that as well.

Fade to black.

BUT WAIT!
There is another Scene!? Did Dexter survive!?

A scruffy man climbs out of a truck. He walks away to his apparent home and sits at a table. We now see that it is Dexter. He is looking thin and worn and has a beard. He has a look out the window, then closes his eyes. The camera closes in on his face, he opens his eyes looking dead in the camera and the screen fades to black.

THE END.

Now, so much of my/the entire Dexter fan base's time has been invested in the show and all the characters in it and after watching it and also writing about it again here, i can't say i have ever felt less satisfied about something.

The question that was always on peoples minds, or at least on my mind, was "When will he get caught?". I genuinely had it placed in my head that somehow, there was a loose end that he had forgotten and it would unravel slowly and inevitably, his genius and precision would have been found out. So when the finale started to wind down i couldn't help feeling very underwhelmed. I wanted him to go down with his sister, i feel like it would have tied it up nicely. A nice symbol of their relationship. They couldn't live without each other and they also couldn't die without one and other. Then when he tossed her overboard and gave himself up to the storm i couldn't help but shake my head in disgust. This isn't how Dexter should die!
I then toyed with the idea that he might still be alive, so when that final scene faded in, i was hoping for at least a link or a hint that he has gotten in touch with Hannah and Harrison. That would have eased that part of me that hoped for a bright future.

So to learn that he is both alive and alone still hasn't clicked in my mind as something that works. I don't think it ever will. I guess you could view it as a punishment to himself. But other than that, i don't know.

Im still a bit gutted by it all actually. I feel like there are other things to mention but i won't take anymore time over it. Thats a good hour or so. 

Not going to spell check or anything either so apologies to all the grammer nazis.

Thursday, 23 August 2012

Post #9

So it has been over a week since I last posted. Not very discipled at all this I know. Not much has been happening I don't think. Last weekend I went through to Oban to watch the Glen win the Macauly Cup for the first time in 127 years! It was an amazing day and the team played outstandingly.
On the way back I got leathered by a can of cider. Bust open a nice gash on my chin which lead to me now sporting a very dashing plaster on my face. It reminds me of when Charlie/Hank gets his chin re-modelled in Me, Myself and Irene.

Last night around midnight I started to feel like I was coming down with something. I couldn't sleep. I was hot and cold at the same time, my head was pounding and my throat felt like it was as wide as a needle. After a difficult few hours at work I had to bail. I wasn't being productive and just felt like hell.

A few Anadins, a litre of OJ and gallons of water seems to have done the trick. For now anyway. See how I am tomorrow.

My boys from Ed are visiting me this weekend. It is games weekend which is a big deal in Drum. It is going to be so wrong, but so right.

Anyway, I will try get back into the swing of things with this again.

Justice - New Lands

yer pal,
Joe.

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Post #8

Wake up, work out, wash, walk to work and over and over and over and over.
Can't decide if I like having a structure to my life or not. Regardless, it will all change when Uni comes around. Not by much, but it will.

Starting to feel good physically though. I have lost a bit of weight that was annoying me and it has been as a result of very little. But everyday. Dumbbells, a few sit-ups and push ups and thats about it. Little by little it starts to make a difference.

I started watching the U.S Office a wee while ago and I have to say, I think I rate it even higher than the British version. The original I might add. It is definitely due to the Character of Jim and his relationship with Dwight. So, in the other universe it would be Gareth and Tim. I feel they are just stronger characters and then when they interact, it's TV gold.

Lali Puna - Together in Electric Dreams

yer pal,
Joe.

Monday, 13 August 2012

Post #7

First day back at work after my days off. On saturday I had a lunch date with the Ol'dear. Burgers and cider in the sun. Those little moments in life are precious. I then went and watched the Glen win the Shinty. Spent the next few hours with Kirst, her folks and my Mum. BBQ and more cider in the sun.

I found out that a friend of mine passed away after a hard battle with cancer. Very sad news that has shook those that knew him, but also a relief to know he isn't suffering. Rest in Peace Graham and love to Quita and all the family.

Sunday brought more of the same. Went for a roast down at the Benleva which was fabulous as always. Accompanied by a pint of Piper's Gold. Braw.

Work today was pretty tame compared to the last couple of weeks. Which was a nice change. One that we all welcomed.

The Album Leaf - There is a Wind

yer pal,
Joe.

Friday, 10 August 2012

Post #6

The feeling of walking home after a weeks work and knowing its time to relax for 2 days has to be one of the greatest feelings ever.
Another busy night at work but that is simply just the way it is. It is hard to plaster a smile on and stay polite when it gets to closing time but it has to be done. I remember when I first started working out front and being physically disgusted if someone wanted one last drink after I called last orders and I though it would benefit me somehow if I made it clear I was annoyed. But I got over that. You have to. A business won't run if the extra mile isn't taken and reputations are tarnished because of unfriendly staff. We just grind our teeth and let it be. An extra 10mins won't kill me so let them enjoy their pint in peace and guilt free.

I have started watching The U.S Office and I have to say, it is going blow for blow with the British version. Hilarious. After this I will probably watch some more.

Tomorrow I think I will pop into work and have some lunch. Sad, I know, but its hard to deny honest, no bull shit food. That simply fills an empty stomach yet tastes good too. That, to me, is what is so appealing about Fiddler's.

The Naked And Famous - Young Blood
Bought their album today and I really hope it is as good as this track.

yer pal,
Joe.

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Post #5

So already I am struggling to carry on with this Blog when there isn't any sort of structure holding it together. I don't want to just talk about all the fluff that happens to me day in and day out. But then again, I don't actually care because it isn't about pleasing everyone else. I just sometimes wish that I had more to give than this drivel.

Anyway, tonight at work I pulled a pint for Adam Herz. For those that don't know, in 1998 he wrote a script during a winter break. It was about his time at college. He went on to sell the script for over half a million dollars and it was turned into what we know today as "American Pie".
Pretty crazy.

I would like to write a script of some sorts. I have done to a certain extent and really enjoyed it. Hmm,

Today's song is from an amazing band called LAU. They are Edinburgh born and are arguably one of the Best Live acts in the country. If I had to give them a genre it would be Folk but they are more than your average folk band. Amazing music for a spot of some ceilidh dancing or just in the background with a few beers.

 LAU - The Jigs

yer pal,
Joe.

Monday, 6 August 2012

Post #4

Alas, I have returned from my fantastic trip down the road. After I posted my last post I went and seen a show on my own. I'm cool like that. I then met up with Mike and he took me back to his place for some Fifa, pizza and beer. Top notch. We got ready and headed out to meet a squad of our mates. We had a pretty decent night. Got to a comfortable drunk stage so we left. Sunday came and we sat and watched the highly anticipated Murray match. He took the gold with a sterling performance. Well deserved. We then headed out and hit up some more fringe venues. Such a good vibe in Edinburgh through August. The city is a fairly organised muddle during the fringe. All the bars and pubs are open till 5 which means loads of drinking and getting the craic. The boys and I grabbed a few beers and headed for a comedy tent which was holding a late night show. I wish I could remember the dudes name but I can't. All I can say is, it has been a while since I laughed so hard. After that we just hit up different bars dotted around the area and decided to call it a night once last orders were shouted at around 5am.

So, after getting in at 6am. I had a short and sweet nap until 9am. I left my mates flat around 10am and got to Edinburgh bus station in time. I stuck on my iPod and had a nice journey. The weather perked up too which lifted the bad weather blues.

Back in Drum by 3ish then off to work at 5:30pm. Beautiful.

Union of Knives - Lick Black Gold


yer pal,
Joe.